tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36828602011-12-18T02:03:52.389Zdayz: BACK YET AGAINbecause i really do matter. even more.olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comBlogger961100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-1078013337517058752004-02-29T00:08:00.000Z2004-02-29T00:11:49.593Zso, last weekend...i think.......it may have been in the week actually, me and the rest of the Band That Never Was? went for an inaugral rehearsal at a facility such for, in the dingy recesses of langley. this was our first proper rehearsal (bar numerous forgettable occasions in a non-sound-proof practice room at school, where mucho rockage was not possible), thus much anticipation was olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-1076192001316581432004-02-07T22:13:00.000Z2004-02-07T22:15:43.653Zeverybody knows that the pixies have reformed.
what's that? who are the pixies?
what does reformed mean?
well, retards, let me tell you. the pixies were THE seminal alternative rock band of the 1980's-90's.
(what does seminal mean?FUCK YOU!!!!!)
anyway, they paved the way for "trailblazers" like nirvana and all those other knobs to break into mainstream audio passages, thereby effectively olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-1075747743814344542004-02-02T18:49:00.000Z2004-02-02T18:51:18.840Zwooooooohooooooo, a happy 2004 to all my loyal subjects. it would appear that king and ruler oli is back in the saddle of the virtual stallion that is dayz.blogspot.com to bring you yet more mindless drivel, ALL, EVERY DAY!!!!!!!
once again, woooooohooooooooooooooo!!olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-1063481626819322562003-09-13T20:33:00.000+01:002003-09-13T20:33:46.763+01:00and so im slipping into another phase of website-neglectum. not without good reason though. AS level work is harder and more plentiful than i had imagined and my homework workload is a real bitch. so, reason one.
plus, i have a busy schedule these days, what with work, social matters, and the advent of me getting broadband. the latter is blatantly the most important element in mon life in recentolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-1061927540902201772003-08-26T20:52:00.000+01:002003-08-26T20:52:20.910+01:00as promised.............
One crisp winters morning in the tropics of……………….middlesex (and surrey)
four boys, getting ready in their respective homes of hayes, chiswick, egham and staines were to experience something that would change their lives for the ever (well the next few months).let us hear wills version of the legendary accounts that took place that day…….
So once again I had managed olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-1061919835120934662003-08-26T18:43:00.000+01:002003-08-26T18:43:55.120+01:00ahh.....reading.
sea of dirt,dust,rubbish,drugs.......... and quality music.
suffice to say it was wicked. i will report fully soon.
just to inform you, will is commencing another of his periodicals: the big "mini-novels" of dayz. this one is about the adventures of Beech- and the first time he got drunk. needless to say, the tale involves police, toilets, and a lot of puke.
lastly, i have olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-1061361271526326352003-08-20T07:34:00.000+01:002003-08-20T07:34:31.503+01:00so i'm back from spain and inkeeping with my theory on holidays i am considerably more stressed now than whence i went. or whatever.
have any of you people who stumble (or step confidently) onto this site, ever actually been to SPAIN. not the hotelSpain, i'm talking bad-assgringo/wasteland/flyparadiseSPAIN. they should rename it CASA DE DIABLO- i think thats right.
anyway, for those that havn'tolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-1060038981957326252003-08-05T00:16:00.000+01:002003-08-05T00:16:21.940+01:00-Perfect- You're the perfect girlfriend. Whichmeans you're rare or that you cheated :P You'rethe kind of chick that can hang out with yourboyfriend's friends and be silly. You don'tcare about presents or about going to fancyplaced. Hell, just hang out. You're just happybeing around your boyfriend.
What Kind of Girlfriend Are You? brought to you by Quizilla
nuff said really.olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-1060018606268429442003-08-04T18:36:00.000+01:002003-08-04T18:36:46.253+01:00and go here: www.theliberator.com - left-wing political views for all! LIBERTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-1060018559203412782003-08-04T18:35:00.000+01:002003-08-04T18:35:59.386+01:00ok faithful audience, in 2 days i go on holiday to sunny spain. yet, for the last 3 days it's been such a hot bitch i feel like i'm in a mercurian hotspot. so, don't expect much action from me for teh next 2 weeks. and then, reading beckons.......
everyone knows that beer is the perfect antidote to a hot bastard day- that's why my two cents today is to go out, buy a crate of ale/beer/methylated olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-1059763171558138472003-08-01T19:39:00.000+01:002003-08-01T19:39:31.410+01:00saw terminator 3 with the beeches Adam and Andrew. it was probably better than i expected. but that's not to say it wasn't just a fucked up mix of massive explosions and dialogue so advanced a spastic chimp could have written it. i think schwarzenegger has the acting capacity of a deaf mute with stage fright.
however, his accent is so genius we couldn't help but talk about normal shit in his olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-105934702800902102003-07-28T00:03:00.000+01:002003-07-28T00:03:47.990+01:00i spent all day listening to my dad singing soul-funk hits in an operatic style while painting our front room (basically a room i'm not allowed in 'cos it's deemed too expensive?. it's like a christmas treat when i'm allowed in there.
so anyway, after his rendition of "unchained melody" i lost it and pulled the plug on the stereo. it was strangely satisfying. the whole place was stressed out olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-1059252882103854732003-07-26T21:54:00.000+01:002003-07-26T21:54:41.936+01:00work is actually pretty fun. when people i like working with are actually there it's cool- i guess i'm lucky- people spend 40 years hating their jobs. hell, people kill themselves over hate of work and depression and shit
but if a certain person, who shall remain nameless for now, is appointed manager when present manager and all-rund good bloke james, leaves........... one of two things will olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-1059080734284851372003-07-24T22:05:00.000+01:002003-07-24T22:05:34.270+01:00back to the grindstone- i now know what hell is like, and it's name is the garden centre nightshift. i was working from 6-8pm and in the whole time i estimate that 6 customers passed through to pay for plant-related goods.
and one of them worked at the garden centre anyway.
so just what do you do in between waiting for bastards to pay for weedkiller? well, i personally feel a combination of (1)olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-1058991810098992302003-07-23T21:23:00.000+01:002003-07-23T21:33:26.216+01:00so, spent another day doing nothing in particular except trying to force as many noises as possible out of my guitar. and considering it's a bass, that's pretty hard. if someone can send in some tabs to keep me occupied that'd be cool.
and the U.S government is saying that saddam's two most trusted and most bastardly sons have been killed in some explosion that was part of an "intelligence-led" olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-1058902974793937322003-07-22T20:42:00.000+01:002003-07-22T21:06:39.390+01:00welcome back to the site that forced the debate over whether orgasms really can be caused by clicking a mouse.
well, it's been a long barren summer and i miss trying to make my life seem more fun and funny, so here i am. i hope my readers are still there. and i hope you don't think i sound as pompous as i think i do.
many many things have transpired in the non-dayz void that the last 6 months olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-885914672003-02-05T14:53:00.001Z2003-02-05T14:53:56.000Zi am in a geography lesson, my gay teacher is being a gay. this gay school has blocked hotmail so i can't fucking log on
olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-885914882003-02-05T14:53:00.000Z2003-02-05T14:53:47.090Zproper update coming up later onolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-880443132003-01-26T12:19:00.000Z2003-01-26T12:19:28.713Zmy god- yesterdays little excursion to the football at brentford brought up more interesting, and yes, hilarious happenings ever. suffice it to say, one of out number was detained in an ambulance, and our return journey was also somewhat long and bastardised.
i feel it is also my duty to comment on the bitching nature of English sports these days. a few years ago we ruled the world, winning olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-877967152003-01-21T19:30:00.000Z2003-01-21T19:30:34.593ZB in Chem? RESUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-877381122003-01-20T18:20:00.000Z2003-01-20T18:20:05.380ZUK sends 31,000 troops to Gulf- BUT we're not going to war
what exactly are these 31,000 soldiers gonna be doing out there then- preparing a swimming gala for the Iraqi population. ok a bit of a shit joke, but still, how gullible does he think we are? nobody surely is that dumb ('cept Ross) to reckont hat they are just out there to supervise oil syphoning.
in my opinion, the second gulf war is olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-876805402003-01-19T14:50:00.000Z2003-01-19T15:01:44.000Zmatthew kelly has video's for children? so what?
so, maybe he has a really low pleasure boundary and likes watching shoddy-ass films where everything is rosey and bollocks. does it make him a phaedophile?
same sorta thing with pete townsend, accused of child porn possession, but then released free of charges. sure, he may have been a bit of a dumb-ass witht he stupid statement he gave the olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-876550202003-01-18T23:07:00.000Z2003-01-18T23:07:37.906Ztoday i think i'll just pay tribute tot he greatest band in the world, at least right now in my opinion: the pixies. for those who don't know anything of this fairly obscure (i admit the only reason i know shit about 'en is thru my mate steve's persistence) band, heres the 411.
1. the pixies were an alternative rock band from boston that were active from 1987-1993, or 1pp7-1pp3.
2. they olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-870294052003-01-06T23:24:00.000Z2003-01-06T23:24:48.863Zwell its been a month to the day since i posted last, and a lot..well nothing.......has happened. oh yea, 'cept will has dumped that BITCH lauren, he now has a new bitch.
she sounds nice tho- then again don't they all.
i really should be revising for my MOCK gcse exam, i swear there is no poin to the mocks, cept to piss me off. everyone who's been there knows i'm right.
anyway, happy new year olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-856044522002-12-06T19:15:00.000Z2002-12-06T19:15:36.960ZOli- this happened on the 30th nov.
Yep my second post people and ive bin demanded by people in this story 2 write bout em. How was the leicester1? Cracker werent it? Anyways my next adventure was to the land of Alan Partridge(norwich) and have aptly named this story WILL GETS LIL - HEATHER GETS l’ADE! for reasons u shall no doubt discover! I give to you:
WILL GETS LIL - HEATHER GETS l’ADE!
olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-850029642002-11-24T10:24:00.000Z2002-11-24T10:24:59.890Zoh well, gotta go to work soon. that sounds too weird.
oh yea i forgot.
apparently i did get the notcutts job. logistics ain't their forte obviously.olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-846694532002-11-17T19:32:00.000Z2002-11-17T19:32:34.953Zhe is some shit i found on the internet, i think it is supposed to be a song man.........
The world ends tomorrow, but I’m taking you with me
I know just where we can go, go to be free
The world may end tomorrow but I really don’t mind
I know where we can go, far from mankind
It’s the end of the world
A distant voice cries
It’s the end of the world
It’s the end of your lives
No- one cares, olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-846184342002-11-16T12:04:00.000Z2002-11-16T12:04:38.570Zit appaears my half-arsed attempt to join the workforce has.............
FAILED!!!!!!
bless you Notcutts!!olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-845880212002-11-15T19:03:00.000Z2002-11-15T19:03:47.746Z*this is funny shit, and obviously illustrates america's bullshit attitude to everything. enjoy. \m/ !!!!!!*
*taken from www.michaelmoore.com*
Heston On His Way to Tucson to Gloat After Latest School Shooting
To: Charlton Heston, President, NRA
From: Michael Moore, Winner, NRA Marksman Award
Subject: Your Visit to Tucson Today in the Wake of Another School Shooting
Dear Mr. Heston:
Whenolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-845426062002-11-14T21:05:00.000Z2002-11-14T21:05:43.273Zok, i haven't posted anything worthy of "BEST OF DAYZ" in quite a while. which is why i have decided that soon (ie: 2-3 weeks) TWO new true stories of our collective exploits will be published.
the first of these is the story of our (me, Will and Nik) latest footballing excursion to the shores of sunny Millwall. it will be eventful, funny and, hell, maybe a little tear-jerking.
the next story olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-844827932002-11-13T18:35:00.000Z2002-11-13T18:36:11.000Zcream soda: drink of the gods.olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-842752622002-11-09T13:17:00.000Z2002-11-09T13:17:27.566Zwhen is the title gonna change???
so, i have abandoned all of my other internet ventures, since they SUCKED (through no fault of my own). thus:
I WILL BE DOING DAYZ FULL-TIME AGAIN!- how wonderful.
you have to bear in mind however, i will be airing extreme political views on here from timte to time, so just put up with it. big it up for the Ross, i have the PS2 ready now.
i am also ready to olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-841825432002-11-07T18:26:00.000Z2002-11-07T18:26:04.846ZTHE PIC OF THE WEEK IS BACK. its quite a good one i think. if you disagree you must be:
1. gay.
2. a woman
yea, so this website is finally getting the recognition it deserves. one thing you bastards (and you know who you are):
DON'T POST BOLLOCKS ON MY FORUM.
Merry Thursday to one and all.olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-839684312002-11-03T20:11:00.000Z2002-11-03T20:11:47.200Zok, welcome to the pereniall update. sorry it's been a while, but i have other things on my mind.
like, ok:
1. i was forced to go to a job interview at a local garden centre. for those who do not know, i am totally against any kind of labour, but i was forced.
2. i swear i am suffering from stress, i have an early GCSE (bastard) soon, and am starting to freak out. i think i am losing hair too.olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-835476312002-10-26T09:30:00.000+01:002002-10-26T09:30:02.256+01:00it's a bitch how i'm not funnier......than i am.
the idiocy of the masses brings me to fits of hysterical elephants as they try blindly to defend their herd from a gaggle of drunk colonists.
their leader is Colonel Mandrake Jones III.
he kills.......kills for pleasure. And money....
(easily the most random entry ever.)olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-832094402002-10-19T11:53:00.000+01:002002-10-19T11:53:59.240+01:00afternoon people, ecept it's morning. i havn't updated lately, so to compensate i will share with you some immature jokes from some website i can't remember.....
A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?" A child replies"feet, coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air
screamin,,, GOD I'M COMIN"!!!
Little Girl:"Mommy, I just found out that the little boy next door has a olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-828045652002-10-10T20:26:00.000+01:002002-10-10T20:26:13.933+01:00ok, fuck this i am killing this site. in its present form.
biiiiiiiig shit is goin' down soon.olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-828044632002-10-10T20:23:00.000+01:002002-10-10T20:24:14.000+01:00 HOW TO USE LESS GAS #1
HITCH-HIKE.
PROS: it's free
you get to meet new people and have stimulating conversations
CONS: unfortunately as you don't know their psychological, you could be signing you death-warrant.
ie: fairly strong likelyhood of an appearance of America's Most Wanted. and thats in England!
olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-828042602002-10-10T20:18:00.000+01:002002-10-10T20:18:39.640+01:00ok it appears that nearly all of my traffic is now being generated by people looking for something political. unfoturnately, there isn't VERY much political shit on here.
...but that is soon to change...
as no other fuckers are looking for this site i ahve decided to give this political leanings as of NOWWWWWWWW...
therefore, my friends, anyone who hates politics; fuck off now.olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-827044232002-10-08T21:28:00.000+01:002002-10-09T18:40:13.000+01:00anyone remember that old Nickelodeon programme, "Are you Afraid of the Dark?", where some sad-act teenagers gather around a fire in the middle of the night telling supposedly scary stories. And how at the start they did the, "I call this story....." bit.
well, i call this story "Busty and the Beech". it's about Will and his newest bitch Lauren, ie: the gfirl he snogged while drunk at some derby olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-826450032002-10-07T18:30:00.000+01:002002-10-07T18:30:44.033+01:00
take the emo quiz.created by jessi
DAMN FUCKIN' RIGHT!
olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-825606392002-10-05T17:36:00.000+01:002002-10-05T17:36:38.860+01:00ok, i really have found god...................
and his name is michael moore.
"STUPID WHITE MEN"- the book denoting how george bush is a crook, how he faked the citizens of Florida to help him (barely) win that election.
And how they tried to ban the release of his book after 9/11..............
And how a LIBRARIAN eventually made the publishers stand up and listen, by voicing public opinion..olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-825330222002-10-04T22:29:00.000+01:002002-10-04T22:29:25.463+01:00ok so you start a conversation with someone,
"wassup"
"the sky"
haha- i fucking hate that.olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-824839172002-10-03T22:07:00.000+01:002002-10-03T22:08:24.000+01:00taking into account andy h's comments on the Message Board (which i didn't look at: sorry man) i am making a links bit at the top of this page.
thus, i am changing the title page back to the way it was.
frankly this layout sucks anyway.
if he still complains fuck it.
OH YEAH, 1000 HITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-824802262002-10-03T20:43:00.000+01:002002-10-03T20:47:25.000+01:00it is true. i have wills money for the next footy match i will be of attendance in. ie i will be going to it.
it is against milwall, possibly the most notorious football club for fan violence. great. still, we've got big, bad will for protection (see Leicester story for his "crafty punch").
(he is dangerous: all you convicted skinhead bastards had best beware: he'll hit you with his shoe, then olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-823754522002-10-01T19:21:00.000+01:002002-10-01T19:21:33.420+01:00so, dayz has been downsized.
why? 'cos it was getting v annoying.
i, also, am starting to sound kinda like bridget jones. wrong, just wrong.
i hope nik's mum is having fun in turkey (second fucking time in two months i estimate) becuz it means i have to get the bus home now.
fucking 6:15 i got home today. bitching.
mother beech has called off the party, 'cos nobody can be arsed to go out olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-823229152002-09-30T19:05:00.000+01:002002-09-30T19:33:34.000+01:00yea, so anyway, i am thinking of changing the look of dayz. frankly it is geting annoying and dated, and just way too boring.
so, i don't want any suggestions 'cos they will probably just suck.
in other news, adams get-together shit was most comical and i will break another promise to you by not saying fuck all about it. most of it is x-rated anyway.
and in more side news, BEECH IS HAVING olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-822400912002-09-28T18:32:00.000+01:002002-09-28T18:32:48.176+01:00well, ain't that a bitch. it appears girlgrabber.com has discovered i used their pictures without using their name in the copyright. theychanged the gif's into a colourful little message, go check it out.
anyway, this means i have 3 less pics. more importantly it means i can't be arsed to find anymore and as such am gonna discontinue the pics page.
sorry girlgrabber. i thought your address olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-822053872002-09-27T20:25:00.000+01:002002-09-27T20:25:28.443+01:00ah, the school trip. under any normal circumstances, a wicked excuse to not do any homework, sing loudly on a coach or simply wear whatever clothes you want. it is seldom crap. field-WORK however doesn't fit these criteria unfortunately.
when i took up the option of doing geography for GCSE, i knew there would be stuff like this involved. but i didn't know the shit would be sooooo boring!
ok, olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-820599402002-09-24T21:40:00.000+01:002002-09-24T21:55:08.000+01:00 JUST BEFORE YOU START THIS STORY DID INDEED HAPPEN- OLI
(AND SO THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR-WILL'S FIRST PERSONAL POST. I'M GONNA SAY THAT SOME OF THE ABBRIEVIATIONS HE USES EG: ONT (THE TRAIN) ETC, YOU MAY NOT GET, BUT TOUGH SHIT. IT'S EASY ENOUGH TO FOLLOW. THIS SHIT WENT DOWN ON 15TH SEPT BY THE WAY. ON A SIDE NOTE, THE COCK HAS A FIT AT ME ABOUT THE AMOUNT OF SP'S ON MY SITE, olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-820554492002-09-24T19:53:00.000+01:002002-09-24T19:53:54.013+01:00so, it appears that nik is starting a website to rival my own, the cheeky sod. but little does he know that i have already got a loyal fanbase of visitors (i think) who visit this site, like enough.
on a side note, i'd quite like to know where all my traffic is coming from, 'cos it seems to be increasing daily.
not that i'm complaining, it's just enough people are probably looking for somethingolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-819249982002-09-21T21:51:00.000+01:002002-09-21T21:51:36.116+01:00i was excepting a post written by will today about his leicester excursion with David and Wahild. but the little punk either hasn't written it in coherent english eyt or just can't be arsed to give it to me.
anyway the result is, you the reader suffer. i'm sure it would have been a very humourous post.
i'd have had to introduce it, and make sure it made sense but anyway.
the guy has no olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-818846322002-09-20T20:41:00.000+01:002002-09-20T20:41:05.030+01:00Steve just brought to my attention whatreallyhappened.com , it's like THE BEST site ever.
it's all about stuff that the US government never wanted anyone to know, and i dunno how these guys did find out but anyway...
there's one part where it outlays the fact that george bush must have known about the 9/11 because he said that he saw a video of the first plane crashing into the WTC. except olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-818353812002-09-19T20:40:00.000+01:002002-09-19T20:40:42.366+01:00due to popular demand, i have put up a "best of" section of dayz.blogspot.com
so, filter out all the shit and go straight to the best bits!!olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-817866232002-09-18T21:03:00.000+01:002002-09-18T21:03:23.790+01:00i have received word literally right now, that another of the extreme house-wrecking jaunts is gonna go down sometime in the near future.
cept now Beeches daddy has tennants at his house, which is kinda lame, 'cos that weekend ruled.
Nik however, has agreed to put up HIS daddy's accomodation for ruin next. but the house has to be empty for us to do this, and we don't know for sure when his dad olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-816881182002-09-16T21:38:00.000+01:002002-09-16T21:38:10.500+01:00and as i sit here eating my slice of stale pizza, i am happy..........
or not. i think i am actually stressed. all this actually DOING work is pissing me off already. it's only been 2 weeks, probably less i don't really know or care.
see last year me and outteridge basically fucked around lot's and lot's and lot's, a prime example of this fuck-aroundary being with our biology. i will not give olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-815636492002-09-13T19:36:00.000+01:002002-09-13T19:38:55.000+01:00yes the selection process was slow, lengthy, and in the end tedious, but a pics page this way comes.
in the process of getting only the finest pics from both FHM and Maxim , i went thru well over 80 pictures to give you............5.
before you have a fit, they are good.
but don't just take my word for it. GO THERE!
anyway, wanna add one? email me! olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-815213262002-09-12T21:37:00.000+01:002002-09-13T19:30:59.000+01:00ok guys, the blogger phenomenon (sp?) continues with ever-increasing intensity.
the latest addition to the web-wise crew is adam (aka STOAT etc). he is like the funniest guy i know, by a long way. and i haven't even seen him drunk yet.
for this reason, i predict his site will not be a waste of time like some are (AMY!!). i'm sure it'll be fun on useful tips on how to avoid doing any work at olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-814735492002-09-11T22:06:00.000+01:002002-09-11T22:06:48.753+01:00
i was trying to find pictures of the World Trade Center BEFORE the attacks of 9/11, but they are almost impossible to come by, without having to pay.
isn't that unbelievable? you can't even see a picture of the WTC before it was destroyed WITHOUT paying. if you can it's fucking hard to find.
anyway, this is the best and most fitting picture i could find.olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-814654722002-09-11T18:52:00.000+01:002002-09-11T18:52:11.293+01:00the date says it all really. my heart goes out to all of the familie's of the victim's of the 9/11 hi-jackings.
but i don't see the point in dragging up all the memories of people who don't want to. sure the people who lost family or firneds, or even people who WANT to remember them, sure they can.
but don't make us all live through it again. even in jolly old england the front pages of all outolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-814119472002-09-10T18:16:00.000+01:002002-09-10T21:14:14.000+01:00had a bit of an adventure today.
i get a lift home from school with Nik right, 'cos otherwise i'd have catch a FUCKER bus which takes like an hour to get to within a mile of my house, whereas Nik's mums car (despite being a piece of shit) does the journey in 20 minutes.
impressive i know.
anyway, Nik told me that i wouldn't be adble to get a lift next tuesday (today) last week. i'm already olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-813713952002-09-09T21:48:00.000+01:002002-09-09T21:48:37.920+01:00fuck this joke of the day shit, i mean it was an arse to update and i couldn't be bothered half the time. and also, for jokes i found them extraordinarily UNFUNNY.
whereas, with the PIC OF THE WEEK (yay) i only have to update it once a week, duh, and and and....
THE PICTURES ARE SOOO MUCH MORE INTERESTING TO LOOK AT !
on a side note, a big thanks to GJoe for giving me some advice on my webpageolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-813698222002-09-09T21:12:00.000+01:002002-09-09T21:12:23.753+01:00aaaaaaaaaaaah, i love being a man!olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-812888012002-09-07T21:38:00.000+01:002002-09-07T21:38:16.470+01:00ah porn, the ambrosia of young (and oLd) boys alike. the courge of (most) women on the planet.
why?
do they feel threatened by these beautiful girls, at least of them are, is that it? do they feel threatened by their almost perfect bodies etc?
but anyway i don't see the point.
if a member of the feminie species emails me and says I LOVE PORN OLI!!! , i will personally give them £25 from my olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-812436732002-09-06T18:26:00.000+01:002002-09-07T21:22:37.000+01:00getting back to school has got me thinking. many purveyors of acadaemia are kinda boring, annoying and act as though they have no interests except marking books etc etc.
well, this one guy was different. we had him a couple of years ago and he was the coolest teacher ever. i mean granted there aren't many who even make it to half-decent in terms of personality, but he was nothing what you olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-811477872002-09-04T18:35:00.000+01:002002-09-04T20:16:06.000+01:00topic: WAR IS OUR BIRTHRIGHT. discuss.
i'm looking at you george w. bush, you fucking idiot. you want another september 11th?
then carry on trying to fuck with iraq.
more on that later.
on a side note, look this cool quiz dudes:
Visionary, revolutionary, vigilante - these descriptions all fit you well. You are thoroughly disgusted with society and humanity as a whole, and you have olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-811016762002-09-03T20:03:00.000+01:002002-09-03T20:03:47.893+01:00i ave beaten the 3000 word bastard that is my classics essay. praise be to me. unfortunately my classics is a bit of a wanker (no offence meant of course), and will still pick holes in the shit.
and if he does i am likely to kick him in his special place 'til he faints. because it has taken me so long i can still feel my hand slightly spasming through over-use.
and i finished the shit 50 olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-810599402002-09-02T23:29:00.000+01:002002-09-02T23:29:25.560+01:00 CLICK HERE TO GO TO THE "PORNOLIZED" VERSION OF MY SITE. olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-810042162002-09-01T22:12:00.000+01:002002-09-01T22:12:47.106+01:00well hot damn.
this is just unbelievable. maybe i am just being extremely old-fashioned about this, but i don't see how a middle-aged man or woman, divorced, with kids, can be appealing to someone else of this same bracket, without kids, or unmarried.
firstly there's the baggage, i mean what if the kids don't like you, or hate you even, do you just break off the whole thing?
and if the kids olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-809643592002-08-31T19:39:00.000+01:002002-08-31T19:41:07.000+01:00how does evereyone who isn't me get so many dam hits? anyhow, if it invloves spending money you can fucking forget it: i am a tight fuck.
congratulations to andrew who has finally joined the third place (c) by getting himself a rather pretty new PS2. nice one man, enjoy it's fruit.
on a sporting note: good luck to Kimi Raikkonen for the Belgian Grand Prix tomorrow- kick Schumachers ass man!
olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-808416112002-08-28T22:48:00.000+01:002002-08-31T21:39:30.000+01:00
ok i think i'll give you a bit of a story because i have been promising you it for some weeks now. just stop being so DAMNED IMPATIENT dammit. only joking.
for those of you who either weren't here to witness my post (shame on you) or forgot it (dumbasses), i'll shall remind you of it's context.
couple of weeks ago i made a passing reference to me getting drunk and having a bad experience witholihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-807883732002-08-27T20:29:00.000+01:002002-08-27T20:29:13.766+01:00check out this site guys, 'cos it now works.
leprochaun.blogspot.com
i'm doing some admin on it, but it's mainly the work of DREW PRESCOTT.
respect man.olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-806909222002-08-25T16:51:00.000+01:002002-08-25T16:51:29.860+01:00oh, the boredom of summer days and summer television.
nothing decent comes on until AT LEAST 1:00pm (that is obviously why i don't wake up 'til midday). but for the past few days, the cricket has come on. believe me this is all i have been watching ALL DAY, frankly because evereything else is total shite.
but now on the fourth day, it's beginning to grate. hour upon hour of ball hitting bat, olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-806634102002-08-24T20:57:00.000+01:002002-08-24T20:57:54.916+01:00how the fuck can i upload pictures to this without an FTP or blogger pro? there must be some way of doing it. i mean this shit looks so bland.
anyone have any ideas ?olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-806523502002-08-24T13:23:00.000+01:002002-08-24T13:23:55.173+01:00today i think i will share with you some lyrics that i happen to agree with and relate to in a big way. i mean writing lyrics for a song that turns out to be over 18 minutes long must be fucking tough. nearly everything here is poetic in it's own right, and almost beautiful in it's anarchism.
more importantly, it is a true story about how our world is today, and how the whole system of life is olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-806225912002-08-23T19:06:00.000+01:002002-08-23T19:06:58.220+01:00england really really bites, and everytime i go outside it's easy to see why.
i'll give you a few reasons for this if you are reading in other countries (as if that's the case):
1. EVERYTHING (with the possible exception of pet food) is more expensive here. for example, a CD here costs £13 (if you're lucky). its fuckin' $10-$14 in America. bastards.
2. well, the weather here is somewhat less olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-805856722002-08-22T22:38:00.000+01:002002-08-22T22:38:14.060+01:00shit man what the fucks up with this child abuse shit. i can't believe this fucked up government is letting the phaedophile problem get worse.
i mean, some of these so-called "attacks and abducions" are blatant fixes designed to get publicity (no names mentioned). that sounds a terrible thing to say, but i honestly believe that the parents decided to kill their offspring in order to get olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-804822842002-08-20T18:18:00.000+01:002002-08-20T20:22:48.000+01:00i'm back and i'm sunburned bad. whod' have thought that the devon sunshine at half past four would be strong enough to burn my ass to the point of sleeping uncomfort. and boy was it uncomfortable. to top it off, one of my aunts' bastard cats felt it would do to claw my shoulder for no apparent reason. i hate cats anyway.
so anyway it turns out that they don't have cows down there no more. i meanolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-803302972002-08-16T20:25:00.000+01:002002-08-16T22:12:38.000+01:00so, goin' down t'countryside tomorrow. milkin' cows and such like. cya soon. tracccctttorrrrrr!!!!olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-802870652002-08-15T20:13:00.000+01:002002-08-15T20:21:48.000+01:00healthy eating my ass, i know way too much about being healthy for my own good.
see, my mother works for a fairly large weight-loss company, and i help her out when she needs it. it may be money, but i mean it's so boring. and if i help her more than once a week, i always end up hearing the same fuckin' anecodtes about how i never used to sleep never used to eat never used to stop smiling.
if olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-802473182002-08-14T22:38:00.000+01:002002-08-14T22:43:44.000+01:00sorry bout that little outburst erlier, but i was pissed. it appears blogger has some kind of internal problem at the moment. bollocks.
so, i am bored and as such i'm gonna tell ya a little story, with no real ending or meaning, but it sure as hell was funny to be a part of.
couple of months ago, myself and a few mates (Nik P. and Will) were invited to Beech's house for a bit of a bender to olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-802425832002-08-14T20:23:00.000+01:002002-08-14T20:23:38.830+01:00why the fuck won't it let me start a new blogger????????
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-802011252002-08-13T21:57:00.000+01:002002-08-13T21:57:56.690+01:00
YELLOW
You are very perceptive and smart. You are clear and to the point and have a great sense of humor. You are always learning and searching for understanding.
Find out your color at Stvlive.com!
now i love this. the first quiz was not so great, but THIS!
this shit suits me down to a tee. the person that made this up is a genius!!!!!!!
by the way, please go to my pal amy's site olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-801965382002-08-13T20:01:00.000+01:002002-08-13T20:01:07.696+01:00it appears this particular city-boy is going to spend a few days in "an English country garden".
yes that's right, i am going to my aunts house near exeter somewhere. the problem with this is that it's a good 3 hour drive from jolly -old suburban london.
but anyway this means that i can indulge in a little golf, and possibly shoot me a few squirls ma!
on a second note: don't ya just hate thoseolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-801458322002-08-12T18:43:00.000+01:002002-08-12T18:43:10.306+01:00the old counter's time is up. damn right too. the piece of shit didn't even notice hits. say hello to this one from gostats.com
ok, it's hardly worth me telling you shit today, except i have decided to go job-hunting. woohoo you may say. except i haven't felt the inclination to even give a fuck for a good six months.
that's right, living off the state and parentage is sooo good. ok so if olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-801077112002-08-11T21:04:00.000+01:002002-08-12T18:30:23.000+01:00ok first of all, last apologies for breaking a promise to you, my noble reader. i kinda said i was gonna do an extreme update yesterday, but due to certain circumstances i did not. basically i could not be bothered. sorry.
but i have a kind of reason. it's not great but what the fuck.
yesterday me and nik and will went on our monthly bender to the footy. after awhile it becomes second nature asolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-800434872002-08-09T22:39:00.000+01:002002-08-09T22:39:51.786+01:00this quiz was so fuckin' cool-even though it is well pointless. and what the fuck is up with lucky dice? they're lucky! i'm not fuckin' lucky.
The Completely Pointless Personality Quiz
37%? fuck off!
oh well, another fine day has come to its' anti-climatic close. i start off at 10:58 by waking up and thinking " wicked i'm not an insomniac anymore!" ('cos after all, you can catch insomnia rightolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-800415882002-08-09T21:46:00.000+01:002002-08-09T21:46:26.020+01:00the counter does indeed not update itself. now ain't that a bitch. anyone know a decent free counter?
just my bastard luck.olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-799937272002-08-08T20:25:00.000+01:002002-08-08T20:25:52.566+01:00well fuck me i swear the counter is going backwards. that must be the sign of a totally bullshit site, so shit infact the counter starts rewinding itself. bitch. well you get what you fuckin' pay for obviously.
is it possible to "catch" insomnia? just lately i have been finally crawling into bed at about 2.......tossing and turning in the oven i call my bed...... and waking up again at about 5:olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-799495422002-08-07T20:55:00.000+01:002002-08-08T20:07:01.000+01:00a rather large thank you to Joe @ www.gjwalberg.com for adding me to his Blogrolling section today. his site is so successful even the few people who have logged onto my page just today have increased my traffic enough.
and thank you also to those of you who bothered. and, as apu from The Simpson's would say, "please come again" (imagine funny indian accent though.)
wow thats a lot of thank olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-798607012002-08-05T22:17:00.000+01:002002-08-05T22:17:41.283+01:00so, what have i done today i hear you all scream at your monitors (telepathy is a great conversation starter i find.) well to answer your fairly inane silent query the answer is: a hell of a lot more than i usually do.
well it all began pretty normally, like in groundhog day i guess. i got up at about 12 o clock, lounged around watching the usual crap on tv. as a wise man once said, "DAYTIME TV olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-798570392002-08-05T20:41:00.000+01:002002-08-05T20:41:40.203+01:00ok i admit this blogger thing is pretty cool, but how in the blue fuck do i put pictures on this page without using FTP? when i know this, this site will go from turdy turd to a slightly better piece of turdy turd.
on a different but slightly the same note, i am trying to make this web site multi-page. this is bloody easier said than done as my HTML skillz are nominal at best and even if they olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-798185102002-08-04T23:10:00.000+01:002002-08-04T23:18:14.000+01:00spruced up my shoddy shitty webspace a bit. but my html skills aren't what they once were so i will sporadically add stuff that i think will make the site more interesting.
of course all this will mean shit if no-one logs on, so tell a friend about.........
this sites' addy
cool.olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-798162452002-08-04T21:53:00.000+01:002002-08-04T21:53:40.090+01:00todays rant will be based on the frankly bullshit film, "dude where's my car", starring seann william-scott and some other dick head. i feel it is a disgrace to the film industry and the fact that it did not go straight to video frankly astounds me. oh well, i am over it now.
just heed my advice and DO NOT WATCH THE SHIT.
secondly, i shall give you a guide to some of the abbrieviations i will beolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-798136362002-08-04T20:22:00.000+01:002002-08-04T20:22:35.893+01:00changed the look of this site but unfortunately it still looks poo to the max.olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682860.post-798133752002-08-04T20:12:00.000+01:002002-08-04T20:12:51.710+01:00g'd afternoon to you all. razzling monkeys could not describe how happy i am at owning my own Blog.olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.com